May In Review

I love May. It is usually a great month, but not this year. Here in Las Vegas it got too hot too fast and not just the weather. It was a month of no class trash and a huge injustice that is hard to believe.The trash is the Kar-TRASH-ian wedding–nuf said.       

“No Class idea #1″ How about this for an idea. You have a nice party for your daughter’s birthday and cap it off with a fist fight. No, this is not some Honey Boo Boo trailer trash but the greatest pound for pound fighter of our time, none other than Floyd Mayweather. Yes, Floyd and rapper T.I. (I have all of his music in my phone) got into a little spat. You can imagine my disappointment when the fisticuffs was covered up and all that is left is the audio tape of Floyd saying to T.I.

“These ho’s ain’t loyal” in reference to T.I.’s significant other.

Well said Floyd. I am certain a career awaits you as a motivational speaker upon your retirement from boxing and brawling. Total Class.

You may want to pass the same advice along to the DB of the week that married Kartrashian.

Speaking of no class, we have a story with loose ends left over from last month. Donald Sterling is clearly being forced to sell the Clippers after removing his foot from his mouth and reinserting it with the worst apology in history. The competition for the Clippers was fierce until one unscrupulous competitor shut down the entire bidding process with malware installed in Windows 8.

The large Hollywood group, headed by Oprah, David Geffen. Oracle CEO Larry Ellison and our own Elaine Wynn as well as the doctor, the nurse and the lady with the alligator purse seemed like the front runners. The bid a whooping seven dollars and seventy five cents according to the bid that was processed by a computer using Windows 8. Just to keep it fare Steve Balmer, the CEO of Microsoft did raid his petty cash fund for the $2 Billion purchase price.

IMHO this man should be shot for crimes against humanity. Donald Sterling is a total jerk and offended not just the minorities but all among us that want race not to be an issue any more. But this man Balmer is evil and should be in Guantanamo Bay with the rest of the terrorist. Windows 8 is an abomination and the mere fact that he was the CEO that brought it to market is good enough for me to  find him more reprehensible than Sterling.

The hours of frustration I and millions of other have experienced with Windows 8 qualifies as a techno terrorism.        

New swear words have been invented in twenty-two languages resulting from Windows 8 frustration. Entire populations have turned on each other and the war in Ukraine can be traced back to Ukrainians wanting their government to force the removal of Windows 8. When they didn’t good old Vladie Putin was willing to step up in their behalf.

Now Balmer owns the Clippers, Ho’s ain’t loyal and I am stuck with Windows 8.

Better times ahead in June.

 

 


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